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jpfizzlebottom: his yesticles would hurt

jpfizzlebottom: brb

Livinlargetommie: ok

jpfizzlebottom: k

jpfizzlebottom: my dad had to tell a funny story

Livinlargetommie: ok

Livinlargetommie: that took a while

Livinlargetommie: what was it about?

jpfizzlebottom: yeah

jpfizzlebottom: some of his buddies when they were younger

jpfizzlebottom: 3 of em

jpfizzlebottom: they're out around

jpfizzlebottom: midnight

jpfizzlebottom: decided to go to white castle

jpfizzlebottom: they get there and as they walk in they pass these guys

jpfizzlebottom: when they get to the clerk he's all pasty white and shaking

jpfizzlebottom: they ask him whats wrong

jpfizzlebottom: he says the guys who were just in here always come in and mess with him

jpfizzlebottom: throw things

jpfizzlebottom: shove him around

jpfizzlebottom: stuff like that

jpfizzlebottom: so one of my dad's buddies heads outside

jpfizzlebottom: his names

jimjpfizzlebottom: the other friends with him are kevin and al

jpfizzlebottom: so jim, kevin and al are outside

jpfizzlebottom: the other guys are in their car

jpfizzlebottom: jim walks up and taps on the window

jpfizzlebottom: guy kinda gives an eyeball, gives him the brd

jpfizzlebottom: bird*

jpfizzlebottom: so he pounds on the window

jpfizzlebottom: guy flips him off again

jpfizzlebottom: so he punches through the window

jpfizzlebottom: and pulls the guy out of his car

jpfizzlebottom: start wailing on him

jpfizzlebottom: telling him to leave the kid inside alone

jpfizzlebottom: kevin and al are just standing there

jpfizzlebottom: the other guy gets out of the car

jpfizzlebottom: passenger

jpfizzlebottom: he runs around to the front and starts doing all this karate shit

jpfizzlebottom: kevin's like oh fu**

jpfizzlebottom: jim sees him and stops beating on the one guy and walks toward the karate guy

jpfizzlebottom: the karate guy try to like jump kick him

jpfizzlebottom: jim grabs him in the air and slams him to the ground

jpfizzlebottom: so he's got both of these guys on the ground and they hear sirens

jpfizzlebottom: so they run

jpfizzlebottom: the hide out at some guys house

jpfizzlebottom: wait awhile

jpfizzlebottom: decide its ok to head outside

jpfizzlebottom: couples blocks down they're spotted by some cops and are arrested

jpfizzlebottom: so everyone is at the jail

jpfizzlebottom: it all kinda gets worked out

jpfizzlebottom: no one presses charges

jpfizzlebottom: word against word sort of thing

jpfizzlebottom: so

jpfizzlebottom: a few weeks later jim gets a dui

jpfizzlebottom: he has to go in for his one weekend

jpfizzlebottom: he's heading to jail from work

jpfizzlebottom: so he calls al and kevin and asks them to bring him some clothes while he's in there

jpfizzlebottom: so he doesn't have to wear his nice dress clothes

jpfizzlebottom: so they're gonna meet him at the jail

jpfizzlebottom: they decide they're going t fuck with him

jpfizzlebottom: they get him these huge clown shoes

jpfizzlebottom: like

jpfizzlebottom: green tight plaid pants

jpfizzlebottom: and like a pink floral shirt

jpfizzlebottom: so he has this rediculous outfit on and he has to spend the weekend in

jailjpfizzlebottom: and he's a big guy

jpfizzlebottom: so he looks crazy

jpfizzlebottom: when he's walking into the jail

jpfizzlebottom: one of the guys who he beat up sees him

jpfizzlebottom: he kinda freaks out and starts telling everyone not to fu** with him because he's probably crazy

jpfizzlebottom: first he punched like him

jpfizzlebottom: and now he's dressed like that

jpfizzlebottom: so when he gets in all the big guys in the jail are like introducing themselves

jpfizzlebottom: shaking his hand

jpfizzlebottom: cuz they think he's some big crazy guy and they want to be on his good side

jpfizzlebottom: thats it

Livinlargetommie: ok